Shortodile Golddee is threatened by a goldbug with backwardation
Sue Shortton: Shortodile Golddee, give him your short positions.
Shortodile Golddee: What for?
Sue Shortton: He's got backwardation.
Shortodile Golddee: [chuckling] That's not backwardation. [draws a oil chart] That's backwardation.
(apologies to the screenwriters and thanks to Nick for the charts)